WTF Alert: Obama & Hollywood Mince Leftist Propaganda For Kids!

aux.link.: Parents upset over 'leftist propaganda' video - Salt Lake Tribune

"Awh, how nice... yeah... good words... good mes... wait, what? What? WTF was that??"

Environmentaljihadists Jealous Of Your Stuff, Make You Feel Guilty For It

aux.link.: Living Environmental alarms raised over consumer electronics Seattle Times Newspaper

One of the comments for the article at the time of this posting is brilliant... "How may Polar Bears will be killed when everyone has to plug in the electric cars we will be forced to buy in the near future?"

Two Black Women Jailed Over Photo Theft Of Our Dear Leader

aux.link.: Two women jailed over Obama photo Cincinnati Enquirer

You know what? I have a framed photo of the Bushes on one of the bookshelves in my home office. And I didn't steal it. The Bushes signed, sealed and shipped it to me after I donated to their campaign. You know, because I earned it, and I display it as a nice gesture in return because it's something I'm proud of. They're neighbors, afterall. It's about the last thing I'm concerned about being stolen from the fortified YHPS compound in North Dallas.

Something is of the completely opposite spectrum here with these other two over their idol who they would apparently do anything for... I mean, one broke and entered a house for this, and the owner fought her over it. My money is on the thief's intentions for hanging it in a prayer room for socialist reparations.

Amusement: Local Dallas Writers Describe Life With Bushes

aux.link.: D Magazine : President George W. Bush Comes Home (Yo, Dubya)

Four good articles describing the Bushes' impact on China and India (foreign policy initiatives over the long haul), real estate, tips, and everyone's fantasy of becoming BFFs with them.

Mine? Sure- I want to work (hell, volunteer) at Dubya's forthcoming freedom institute, or maybe the Library. I'm an old Midland boy, afterall, who vigorously shook his hand at a Texas governor campaign stop in the mid-90s. My Dad has a few friends of friends. I could work my way into that circle eventually.

UPDATE: David Feherty forced to apologize to Queen Bitch Pelosi and Dingy Harry Reid? Don't play game with them, neighbor! That was a great joke, and hardly offensive at all compared to what liberals are trying to cover up after Wanda Sykes' abhorrent attempts at comedy last Saturday.

AP Into Messianic Imagery With Obama And Presidential Seal

The Wussification Of America- Manly Image Lost?

aux.link.: Big Hollywood » Blog Archive » The Wussification of America

Club Gitmo! Smarts Apparently No Requirement For Miss Universe

aux.link.: Miss Universe says had lot of fun in Guantanamo

TRUST: Nigerian Scammers VS. The United States Government

aux.link.: Big Hollywood » Blog Archive » Congratulations: URGENT RESPONSE NEEDED - Payment Notification of your UNCLAIMED STIMULUS

You decide. Kudos to Ernie Mannix.

So Help Us God... WTF Was That?

aux.link.: Obama, Chief Justice Roberts Stumble in Recitation of Presidential Oath

The swearing in began simply enough as Roberts started reciting the oath Obama was to repeat, a few words at a time.

"I, Barack Hussein Obama," began Roberts.

"I, Barack," said Obama, and before he could continue, Roberts said, "do solemnly swear."

Obama: "I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear"

Roberts: "That I will execute the office of president to the United States faithfully..."

Obama: "that I will execute..."

Roberts: "faithfully execute the office of president of the United States..."

Obama: "The office of president of the United States faithfully..."

At that point, Roberts got back on course, leading as Obama followed with "and will, to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

"So help you God?" asked Roberts.

"So help me God."

'Shivering' Algore Ice Sculpture in Alaska!

aux.link.: KTUU.com Gore ice sculpture unveiled in Fairbanks

Disappearing Investor Saga Needs To Be A Movie

aux.link.: Authorities: Pilot stashed motorcycle in Ala. - USATODAY.com

This has Harrison Ford written all over it- 'The Fugitive 2'! Actually, Ford is a fairly standup guy- this Schrenker fellow here is an idiot for trying to evade federal prosecution by faking his own death... and risking the lives of others... by letting his own plane fall out of the sky... near a residential area... after he jumped out. I know!

Perhaps something more like 'U.S. Marshals 2' with Wesley Snipes again. C'mon, folks- the plot is simply writing itself here. Easy money.

Sheriff Baits Fugitives With Holiday Ruse

aux.link.: My Way News - Chicago sheriff baits fugitives with holiday ruse

This is just brilliant. Now, if only more jurisdictions would concentrate on capturing bad guys with fantastic ideas like this and patrolling for real crime instead of just setting up speed traps to catch yours truly - and others who think that 100mph can be a reasonable and prudent velocity in the right conditions - America would be a better place for citizen and driver alike. Kudos, Sheriff.

Something Else For Al Gore To Worry About

aux.link.: American Thinker Blog: Something else for Al Gore to worry about

"I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but I have detected a new crisis that I have named "the daylight change crisis". I first noticed it sometime around the end of June this year. I started paying attention and created computer models and sure enough I was right! We are losing daylight at an astonishing rate. Each day we are losing approximately 2 minutes of day light and my computer models predict total darkness by next July. I have been able to detect this phenomenon around the entire Northern Hemisphere. And here is the scary part: the day light appears to be leaking to the Southern Hemisphere.

I thought I should bring it to the attention of great scientists like Al Gore so he can help solve this new crisis."

Richard Strimple

NASCAR Should Die With Any Auto Bailout

aux.link.: If automakers get a bailout, should NASCAR die? - Autoblog



I'm actually agreeing with Slate on this one, care of Autoblog:

"A columnist over at Slate.com is recommending -- and not lightly, he wants you to know -- that with the domestic automakers enduring "Detroit's version of The Troubles," now would be a good time to "euthanize" NASCAR. He makes a long argument, but the crux of it is simple: if the domestics get a heap of money from the government, should that money really be used to sponsor a specialized race series that arguably doesn't have the national pull or the return it once did? His supporting arguments are sometimes disingenuous and occasionally slightly off-base, but the question is worth considering. If the public loans money to the automakers, who decides where that money is spent? Yet, if Ford, GM, and Chrysler were to do the same thing to NASCAR that Honda, Suzuki, Audi, and Subaru have been doing, well... that would leave NASCAR as a one-make series featuring, ta-da, Toyota. And wouldn't that be something to see?"

Republicans In Manhattan- Fact Or Fiction?

aux.link.: YouTube - Liberal Outrage: A Pro-McCain March In Manhattan

Miley Cyrus Brainwashed By Global Warming

aux.link.: Disney's New Hannah Montana Album Features 'Global Warming Anthem'

But that's not all... she admits it and still encourages her fans to jump on the bandwagon anyway, because it seems to her that Mother Earth is crying out for help. Thank you, careless/leftist MSM influences on impressionable children (re: financial sugardaddy ABC Networks, re: financial sugardaddydaddy Disney). There is obviously weak discussion in her mind on this, because last I saw, she still had sound judgement and just purchased an awesome new Cayenne GTS (natch, EPA 11/17mpg), not a Prius...

But she's only 15, so who could blame her? At age 15 I didn't even know the names of our atmospheric layers yet, and know Miley doesn't today either, so I certainly wouldn't have a real good farking idea what was going on. I would have shut up and spoke to my friends instead about the cute flute player I was going to try and sit next to at the marching band party at the theater that night to see Twister, and I did. Really, who can I actually blame for not questioning Miley and setting her straight while in the studio?

Answer? Billy Ray Cyrus. You country-hipster masquerading, clueless hippy pacifist!... Possibly.

C'mon, Hanna- you're off to a good start catering to the tweener demo. Avoid this slipperly slope.

Brooke Hogan Smarter Than Paris, Most Citizens

aux.link.: FOXNews.com - Brooke Hogan Takes Dig at Paris Hilton

" In a posting this week, Brooke wrote that most people only vote because "it’s cool" and (like herself) have no real idea what’s going on in and around the White House.

And John McCain wasn’t the only one to take a dig at Paris Hilton; Hogan shared her thoughts on the party princess’s attempts to encourage voters.

"Only 54 percent of eligible american voters cast their ballots!!!!!! Half of them are only voting cause its 'cool' to vote for so and so...they aren't even up to date on information," Brooke wrote. "I'M personally not up to date on the facts, so I don't wanna make a stupid choice for our country. I WANT to vote but only when I know exactly whats going on. More ppl should think like that. Paris Hilton said 'yaaaay go vote cause its cool and hott!!!!' ...SHE WASN'T EVEN REGISTERED." "

Going 'Green' Found Lame, Crowd Goes Mild

aux.link.: Suddenly being green is not cool any more - Times Online

Sheikh Flies Lamborghini To UK For Oil Change

aux.link.: Sheikh flies Lamborghini 6,500 miles to Britain for oil change

This pissed off several groups of environmentaljihadist hippies, so naturally it gets posted here. Enjoy.

CA Wildfires Cancel All Carbon Footprint Efforts

aux.link.: Blazes in California Take a Toll on Fireworks - NYTimes.com

Mother Nature steps back in to put hippies in check... again. Ok, so that's not what the article is about, but if you think about the amount of Co2 going up on the flaming left coast right now, this is the last thing that environmentaljihadists want to recognize or think about. It just wouldn't make them feel very good about their agenda to curb Western lifestyles.

Facinating Example Of An Economic Divide

aux.link: Shrinking fuel supplies causing mad scramble

TIJUANA – Truck and bus drivers experienced a day of chaos in Tijuana yesterday, as they chased a dwindling supply of diesel fuel. Today was shaping up to be even worse.

For weeks, drivers from the United States have snapped up Mexican diesel, which is selling for about 50 percent less than in California. That has resulted in a shortage of the fuel, and gas stations nearest the border crossings started halting or limiting sales last weekend.

By yesterday, diesel had started to run out at outlying stations, provoking delays or cancellations in public and private transportation. New supplies might not arrive until Monday. Long lines of trucks and buses, their drivers desperate to buy diesel, formed at those stations still selling the fuel.

Public transportation officials announced that if they could not refuel their buses they would halt service today, a decision that affects at least 750,000 daily riders.

Hooray for government subsidies! Best line from one of the comments at the bottom of this article...

"By letsgofathers on 6/19/2008 at 10:16 a.m.
Steal our healthcare we steal your gas."

'The Yuppie Show' Celebrates 2 Years Online

And the crowd goes... mild. Bueller?

It's overwhelming. Not the silence... from the lack of viewers as I complain into the darkness like a 12-yr. old who somehow broke into the school auditorium at 3:00am to practice his rendition of 'Purple Rain' before the talent show the next afternoon... but the content. The sheer gravity of content out there to bitch and moan about- there is just too much. There is just not time enough in a day to cover everything that pisses me off, and perhaps write-up a few articles of how I would fix the problems. This is the part where I get jealous of those who write stuff for big sites like The Politico or The Journal as their day job.

Outstanding John Edwards Parody Video

aux.link: Mysterious Traveler Entrances Town With Utopian Vision Of The Future

NASCAR Coach Reveals Secrets Of Driving

I've laughed so hard I'm crying hysterically. This is embarassing. For me and them.



Viva F1, LeMans and WRC. I pray to God (literally) that they catch on more in America. RIP Speedvision.

Al Qaeda: 9/11 Conspiracy Theories 'Ridiculous'

Yes, April Fools- check out 'ONN' for lots of other hilarious videos and content to celebrate today, every day.

Young, Stupid Liberals Think Iraq Still An Enemy

aux.link: Poll: Iran, Iraq, China Top US Enemies

Well this is pretty telling even if it's of no real surprise to you and I... excellent.

"Gallup first asked the question in early 2001, before the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11. At the time, Iraq was seen as the biggest foe, followed by China and Iran.

Iraq has remained one of the most frequently named ever since, even though Saddam Hussein was overthrown and the current Baghdad government is backed by the U.S.

Republicans are more than twice as likely as Democrats to see Iran as the top U.S. enemy, while Democrats are likelier to name Iraq. Older people and those who say they closely follow world news are less likely to cite Iraq than the younger and less informed."

Algore's Last Stand: A $300M Climate Campaign

aux.link: Gore launches $300 million campaign - Mike Allen - Politico.com

Now I know how Custer felt. I hope. Or will this campaign stem the tide of 'deniers'? You can brainwash an awful lot of folks with smooth talking and $300 million- just look at what the Obama campaign has done.

Pope Converts Outspoken Muslim At Vigil Mass

aux.link: Pope Baptizes Prominent Italian Muslim

Owned. Happy Easter!

Hollywood's Next Superstar Whore

Only this time, she's a real one with no slander necessary. Mark my words today- record execs are trying to figure out how to contact Ashley Alexandra Dupré this week after realizing her MySpace track is no worse than anything Ashlee Simpson puts out. Someone out there somewhere is going to sign her to a label. Watch for an album and an E! True Hollywood Story special on primetime by Christmas. Of course Playboy is in there too somewhere. The Kardashian and Hilton names are so 2006- we can do much better now than the plots these monikers were built on. Because that's how American pop culture rolls, sadly.

Which brings me back to Bill Clinton- why is he not chastised off his wife's campaign stages every day? Why does anyone give any level of respect to him still? Why didn't he exile to Idaho?

I Smell A Cult: Obama's First Coming

aux.link: Obama's first coming The Australian

"...the danger remains for Obama in managing the cult-like fervour. Obviously, he's no messiah and lofty expectations of his supporters is something that Obama is also acutely aware of. In stockmarket parlance, Obama's share price is soaring on expected future earnings. Clinton, 20 years in the public eye, is like the industrial conglomerate: steady share price and reliable dividends. Think of Obama as Google and Clinton as General Electric."

Support Cheney In 2008! Oh Wait...

aux.link: Busted Tees - Funny T-Shirts

This shirt is the closest I'll get to my dream candidate for office this year.

Neil Young: Messages In Music Don't Work

aux.link: Music cannot change the world, says Neil Young

Perhaps the reaction from my last post below would have been more appropriate here. Thanks, Neil. Now STFU about politics and get crankin' on that guitar like we pay you to do.

Solar Activity Quieting, Now Warns Of Cooling!

aux.link: IBDeditorials.com: The Sun Also Sets

Told you so. More proof that real science > algore and environmentaljihadist scaremongering. Imagine that.

And the warming deniers all go, "doot-de-doot. doot. doot. de-do, doot. de-doot. de-doot. doot. do-do-doot. do-doot. do-doot. do-de-doot, doot. de-doot. de-doot. do, do-do..."
"doot. de-doot. de-doot. doot. do-doot, doot! de-doot! de-doot! doot-de-doot-doot. de-doot. de-doot. doot. do-doot, doot! de-doot!, de-doot! doot-doot-doot-ahhhhhh....!"

Uncertain About Prez Candidates Just Like You

edit: I had some worthless, long, drawn-out schpiel written here for the last few days about the current standing of the situation, but it's truly pointless until the polling statistics of a nominee pass the point of no return next month or shortly thereafter. Cindy McCain might make for the hottest First Lady ever, but I'm still bitter about the lack of belly fire from Thompson. At this point, I'm questioning whether I'm even going to bother voting. But I know I will in the end. ****.

Dutchman's Film On 'Retarded Islamic Culture'

aux.link: FOXNews.com - Dutch Politician Plans to Air Film Criticizing the Koran



Contrary to the Dutchie delegate that broke down in tears over the lack of support for climate change measures at the UN recently, this Dutchie delegate is much cooler. I want to buy this man a Heineken to celebrate the balls/courage that he, surrounded by 24x7 guard detail, has to come out and call Islam retarded and make a film about how it is tearing The West down. Prosit, my friend! Prosit!

A Note To Steve Jobs / Apple's Political Agenda

aux.link: YouTube - Randy Newman - Macworld Expo 2008, Apple Keynote, Part 1/3

Babbling nonsense, especially hate against America, with no tune from a crotchety, old, senile man, does not make the embarassment of his existance on stage at an electronics tradeshow 'entertainment'. WTF is Apple thinking these days? Oh, but he was conveniently playing a piano while comparing President Bush to Hitler and Stalin, so it's ok. Everyone clap along.

Is he really that extraordinary, Steve? That's frighteningly telling for an otherwise visionary man like yourself. Why couldn't you have snagged U2 to close out your keynote speech instead? You know, someone your global audience generally likes and respects? Your company may make the best consumer IT products on the market of which I am becoming more of a fan, but that doesn't keep you from being a total douchebag. I feel equal parts cutting-edge and dirty every time I pick up my iPhone now. I knew Apple was fairly 'left', but this goes beyond the pale.

Antics like this and your incessant showcasing of The New York Times in every one of your product advertisements demonstrating any Internet capabilities, zooming in on questionable articles of obvious intent, keeps me from leaving my HP Xeon workstation behind for a new Mac Pro. Wake up and realize that your target market isn't full of Paulitards and environmentaljihadists any longer. Spin your energy attempting to mislead others about global affairs into giving us a 3G iPhone already. Marketing is obviously your place in society, not politics. A global showcase of great products to attract more market share - not less - is the worst place possible to advertise your ideologies. Give it up- quick.

Wow, Randy Newman isn't black. I had no idea.

FNC Anchor Nails Guy Blocking Camera Shot

And no, I'm not talking about O'Reilly... it was Major Garrett covering the NH primary and I can't find a YouTube clip or Google mention of this anywhere!



Story goes... NYC anchor cuts to live feed of Major Garrett a little too early, cueing up for the shot. He is a couple seconds from going on what he thought was live television when a random passerby strolls past between him and the cameraman. He spontaneously combusts. "DOWN! GET DOWN!" he yells and shoves the man toward the ground as he then-quickly tries to escape the shot! Totally attacked the guy physically. One second later, Major is back upright and his famous, toothy grin is in action as he starts his segment. It's times like this where I kick myself for not having a DVR yet. Am I really the only one on the blogosphere who caught this?

Don't Give That 750iL Another Look- It's Leased

aux.link: $30,000 Millionaires: Douchebags in the Mist

A co-worker sent this excellent article to me today. As a yuppie with a real job and a salary paying considerably more than the stereotype, I found it hilarious. Specifically because I dodge it with a 5-year old Volkswagen approaching 100k miles, my pleated pants, a weird pint of beer in one hand, and my hot doctor wife in the other. So even though I greatly appreciate the Bentley Continental GT that I showcase at the top of this site, I have the common sense to not lease one.

It is clowns like them who have provided the consumer base for our country's current credit crisis.

Dennis Miller My Kind Of Comedian

Great quote from the former SNL funnyman and current talk radio host on The O'Reilly Factor this evening, when quizzed by Bill about the names of his dogs in relation to a city in California's idea to mandate spaying and neutering of all cats and dogs:

"Actually, Bill, I've got three dogs... two bitches named 'Code' and 'Pink', and
one mutt named 'Kucinich'."

Outstanding!

Norway's Moose Population Destroying Earth

Damn that natural CO2! It's everywhere!



Global Warming Fears: Norway's Moose Population in Trouble for Belching

Calculating My Carbon Footprint

By strictly pitting annual walking miles (travel) to beer consumption (fuel). Irrelevant, but amusing. Stick with me here, folks...

It's said that a recent survey revealed that the average American walks 900 miles per year. Another survey revealed that the average American consumes 20 gallons of beer per year. Considering these two results, one could conclude that the average American gets 45 miles per gallon. That’s great. However, by my calculations of beer consumption annually (est. 4320 oz./yr.), I’m only getting about 26.67mpg.

Now consider, that I sit on my ass probably twice as much as the average American, drive everywhere I go, and dream of owning a Segway for bathroom runs. That puts me at no better than 450 walking miles annually, further reducing my fuel efficiency to 13.33mpg – about the same as a V12 twin-turbo Bentley Continental GT drafting a semi-truck uphill on a 4% grade. That makes my efficiency nearly one quarter of the national average, and generating almost four times the average carbon footprint, making me that much more to blame for global warming than the next bloke.

My bad, guys.

EU Enviros Want To Ban Sports Cars

I'm a car nut. And if you've been following this site much, you may have noticed the biggest theme here is making fun of global warming and the cult's followers, whom I have coined 'environmentaljihadists' (copyright coming soon). So it's no surprise when this article from Bloomberg popped up, pitting my passion against my hatred, that I took interest.



The writeup underlines my favorite point by a former Greenpeace founder in the recent BBC documentary, "The Great Global Warming Swindle", in that it blows the cover off environmentaljihadists as not being stewards of the planet per-se, but anti-consumption advocates first.

The buzz therein is essentially about wanting to ban any car that can travel faster than 100mph starting in 2013, which the article points out even includes a lowly Honda Civic hatch. Lowly to us, but a favorite of San Francisco environmentaljihadists for it's large, slab-sided arse, perfect for covering in left-wing bumperstickers.

The gas guzzler tax is already beyond the pale. Get ready for a riot.

Cutting CO2 or a Sneak Attack on Porsche, Ferrari?

Fools On Parade De Internationale

The following artists have decided to pander to Al Gore, perform a "concert for a climate in crisis" and cave to the global warming hysteria in front of the whole world. Please note and mock:

CROWDED HOUSE, JACK JOHNSON, WOLFMOTHER, JOHN BUTLER TRIO, MISSY HIGGINS, ESKIMO JOE, SNEAKY SOUND SYSTEM, PAUL KELLY, GHOSTWRITERS, TONI COLLETTE & THE FINISH, BLUE KING BROWN, ABINGDON BOYS SCHOOL, AI, AI OTSUKA, AYAKA, COCCO, GENKI ROCKETS, KUMI KODA, LINKIN PARK, RIHANNA RIZE, ANTHONY WONG, EASON CHAN, EVONNE HSU, HUANG XIAO MING, JOEY YUNG, SARAH BRIGHTMAN, SOLER, WINNIE SHIN, 12 GIRLS BAND, ARTISTS FROM THE POPULAR TELEVISION PROGRAMS MY HERO AND MY SHOW, CHRIS CORNELL, ENRIQUE IGLESIAS, JAN DELAY, JULI, KATIE MELUA, LOTTO KING KARL, MANÁ, MIA, MICHAEL MITTERMEIER, REAMONN ROGER CICERO, SASHA, SHAKIRA, SILBERMOND, SNOOP DOGG, STEFAN GWILDIS, BEASTIE BOYS, BLACK EYED PEAS, BLOC PARTY, CORINNE BAILEY RAE, DAMIEN RICE, DAVID GRAY, DURAN DURAN, FOO FIGHTERS, GENESIS, JAMES BLUNT, JOHN LEGEND, KASABIAN, KEANE MADONNA, METALLICA, PAOLO NUTINI, PUSSYCAT DOLLS, RAZORLIGHT, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, SNOW PATROL, SPINAL TAP, TERRA NAOMI, ANGELIQUE KIDJO, BAABA MAAL, DANNY K, JOSS STONE, THE PARLOTONES, THE SOWETO GOSPEL CHOIR, UB40, VUSI MAHLASELA, ZOLA, AFI, AKON, ALICIA KEYS, BON JOVI, DAVE MATTHEWS BAND, FALL OUT BOY, JOHN MAYER, KANYE WEST, KIETH URBAN, KELLY CLARKSON, KT TUNSTALL, LUDACRIS, MELISSA ETHERIDGE, ROGER WATERS, SMASHING PUMPKINS, TAKING BACK SUNDAY, THE POLICE, JORGE BEN JOR, JOTA QUEST, LENNY KRAVITZ, MACY GRAY, MARCELO D2, MV BILL, O RAPPA, PHARRELL WILLIAMS, VANESSA DA MATTA, XUXA.

Here's to upstaging Independence Day 2007.

SOS Live Earth 7.7.07

Typical Brilliance From Rush

Why didn't I think of this? His idea could've been YHPS gold! Gold, Jerry, gold!

Rush Proposes Vegas-Style Global Warming Catastrophe Wagering Lines

Haha! Yeah, We're Here. Eh? It's Okay.

A Hamas terrorist speaks on the phone as he sits in Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas' personal office after they captured his headquarters in Gaza.

Commie Love!

Castro is back from the brink of death... apparently with some newfound emotions for his fellow commies, like Vietnamese Communist Party chief Nong Duc Manh. Expect the next Castro-Chavez meeting to be a similar 'love-in'.

Environmentaljihadist Calls For Genocide

Can we start it by dropping this guy first? WTF, mate.

Eco-Extremist Wants World Population to Drop below 1 Billion

No More Genuinely Ethical Holidays

Did I mention here that I convinced a beautiful, conservative woman to marry me? The date is set for this October. And in light of this article, I'm going to make it a destination wedding for our party of 120. Business Class to the Azores, including one seat just for a maltese puppy.

'Climate change is an issue that dwarfs all others and the impact of flying is key to this,' said Ellingham. 'All of us involved have a responsibility to inform travellers as clearly and honestly as possible about the environmental cost of their journeys. We must encourage travellers to travel less and neutralise their carbon footprint through offsetting. It is hard to say the positive impact travelling has can ever outweigh the damage done by simply travelling to the destination,' he said. 'Balancing all the positives and negatives, I'm not convinced there is such a thing as a "responsible" or "ethical" holiday.'

Remember that the next time you take your well-deserved vacation, you bad, bad person you!

Travel: the new tobacco

YHPS Celebrates Earth Day!

In many successful bids to create carbon offset offsets to counter worthless activities celebrated by environmentaljihadist hippies everywhere today, a small but determined Yuppie Horror Picture Show staff made a stand against the planet from being 'saved' (but of course knew we wouldn't impact it, as I'm sure Mother Earth was laughing right along with us... actually, make that God).



We:

- Held the brake down as we wastefully layed rubber for five minutes in a V8 GMC Denali XL, freshly fueled with ExxonMobil's finest grade Saudi juice at $3.10/gal. Then filled up again.
- Smoked Cuban cigars outside. Seven, to be exact.
- Booked three red-eye flights to Barcelona on a Boeing 777 next week, but we probably won't go.
- Farted. Twice.
- Left all the lights, air conditioning (set at 61*F) and ceiling fans on in a 3200 sq. ft. home with the windows and back door open. While we were out buying 80 lbs. of the cheapest, most generic, Chinese non-biodegradeable fertilizer at Wal-Mart (Chinese was all they had unfortunately), only to waste it all with the sprinkler system set on five cycles throughout the heat of the afternoon.
- Threw seven months of six various daily newspapers and three weeks worth of junk mail, imported overseas beer minikegs and space-hogging 3-liter soda bottles in the trash without recycling. Or cutting through probably 20 of those plastic six-pack aluminum can caddies. We even went so far as to wheel the two dumpsters out to the curb late- we had to phone the sooty trash truck driver to come all the way back up the hill again right after he got to the bottom. Sorry!
- Left the hot water on for 30 minute showers before each meal (ok, I at least shaved once as well), then left them on for another 20 minutes to steam up the bathrooms to a thick fog. Laser pointers are awesome!
- Gave the luxury of their own washing machine load to each of my sweatshop Cambodian dress shirts. Hot cycle, naturally. Thick as they are, it took six passes through the dryer on warm before they weren't damp any more (started to feel guilty and decided to shove them all into two loads).
- Personally used 18 squares of toilet paper in one sitting just to piss off Sheryl Crow. Then flushed three times.
- Disabled the Intel 'SpeedStep' technology on all PCs and one server in the house so the computers would run at full speed. With no screen savers.

Much to our surprise at the end of the day, the warm blue sky still faded into a clear night with twinkling stars as the weather cooled off. Well that didn't pan out according to plans! Maybe you have to be within the confines of the Peoples Republic of California for it to take effect, because I have yet to see what George Clooney and Larry David are promising. But if they're dead wrong - like they are - it's comforting to know we live in a place where man cannot change nature. Although factually cyclical, any belief that atmospheric changes are the work of other than nature (re: God Himself) is an admission of incompetence.

We don't need 'Earth Day', ABC primetime specials, and Algore to tell us how to live logically and modestly (re: not entirely like the example above- we just felt the need to cancel out 'holiday efforts'). Use common sense in your day-to-day lives. Tell anybody else who says otherwise to just STFU.

And, We've Reached A New Climax...

In the absurd boundries of modern-day hippiedom. Oh, right... this'll cure everything!

When will it be legal to proactively arrest and jail obscene individuals and groups in San Fransisco to keep this trash away from our children and other decent peop... what's that, you say? It's called 'China'? Damn.

(CBS/AP) SAN FRANCISCO - Two peace activists have planned a massive
anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter.

But they don't want you marching in the streets. They'd much rather you just stay home.

The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace.

"The orgasm gives out an incredible feeling of peace during it and after it," Reffell said Sunday. "Your mind is like a blank. It's like a meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make a change."

Anti-War Activists Plan 'Global Orgasm For Peace'

I'd Rather Be Feared Than Loved

Boo freaking hoo. What did you expect, a baguette and coffee upon arrival? Forgive us if we're hell-bent on security as you enter the borders of the world's only superpower. We had this little thing called 9/11 that shook us up. Our bad.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Rude immigration officials and visa delays keep millions of foreign visitors away from the United States, hurt the country's already battered image, and cost the U.S. billions of dollars in lost revenue, according to an advocacy group formed to push for a better system.

To drive home the point, the Discover America Partnership released the result of a global survey on Monday which showed that international travelers see the United States as the world's worst country in terms of getting a visa and, once you have it,
making your way past rude immigration officials.

U.S. is most unfriendly country to visitors, survey says

Pretty Much

But it's ok. America will come back around in 2008 once they've experienced the San Francisco values of Nancy Pelosi, the cut-and-run antics of John Murtha, and sometimes ridiculous legislature bills that will have come across the isle for the previous two years. That's probably syntax straight from the mouths of conservative talk radio hosts, but it's the truth. Not even the moderate Democrats are going to let liberalism start breeding, or at least we hope.

Life's been busy lately- I'll try to get on the ball again here shortly. There's an endless supply of political Blogosphere fodder awaiting us for at least the next two years.

Algore's Last Environmentaljihadism Skit

After this, we can only hope that even the most stoned out environmentalists will wake up and catch onto Algore's perpetual bullshit agenda. Cigarette smoke is harming the Earth? Ruiiiiight.

Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore warned hundreds of U.N. diplomats and staff on Thursday evening about the perils of climate change, claiming: Cigarette smoking is a "significant contributor to global warming!"

Gore, who was introduced by Secretary-General Kofi Annan, said the world faces a "full-scale climate emergency that threatens the future of civilization on earth."

Gore showed computer-generated projections of ocean water rushing in to submerge the San Francisco Bay Area, New York City, parts of China, India and other nations, should ice shelves in Antarctica or Greenland melt and slip into the sea."

The planet itself will do nicely, thank you very much what is at risk is human civilization," Gore said. After a series of Q& A with the audience, which had little to do with global warming and more about his political future, Annan bid "adios" to Gore.

Then, Gore had his staff opened a stack of cardboard boxes to begin selling his new book, "An Inconvenient Truth, The Planetary Emergency of Global Warming and What We Can Do About It," $19.95, to the U.N. diplomats.

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OR... got a trillion bucks? Literally? Maybe you can solve the 'problem'.

Now That's Backwards

How do you know you live in a third world country? When it takes a whole day for even your authorities to explain and identify for certain what the sonic boom and streak of light you experienced in the sky was that morning.

Atlantis shuttle's return flight triggers panic in Mexican village

Richard Branson To Squander Fortune Away

Perhaps not his entire fortune, but it might as well be. Giving in to what could be one of the world's most voluntarily expensive fiscal wastes, Sir Richard Branson of Virgin fame in the UK is set to donate $3B to combat 'global warming'. Just what do you spend that kind of money on to fight something unproven?

Well, from some talking points with Neil Cavuto on FNC 9/21, he hopes it will go to develop new fuels over the next 10 years. Yeah, good luck with that. When asked by Cavuto about what he thought about escalating 'global warming' when this hurricane season has been nill, his response was, "winds have cooled the ocean down, and therefore we haven't had a lot of hurricanes."

Since when does man create wind? Sounds like the work of Mother Nature's cycles to me. Durrrrrr!

Mogul Pledges Billions Against Warming

But on the other hand, a chunk of common sense...

CSU Prof. disputes global warming is human-caused

My President Can Kick Your President's Ass

Not only is it admirable to have a Commander In Chief as fit as he is at this age, but even cooler to see that he still goes balls-out down singletrack trails on his Trek mountain bike jamming out to his iPod. Too bad The White House grounds in D.C. cannot accomodate these needs as easily- this man needs it.

Cool article below.



Bush, at 60, showing no signs of slowing

Witty Banter From Live Mics At The G8

Ah well, it happens to the best of us. While some in the MSM will make this out to killing babies, I think it's great to see the personal sides of our leaders come out on occassion. Snippets:

Bush expressed his frustration with the United Nations and his disgust with the militant Islamic group and its backers in Syria as he talked to British Prime Minister Tony Blair during the closing lunch at the Group of Eight summit.

"See the irony is that what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it's over," Bush told Blair as he chewed on a buttered roll.

As he chats with Russian President Vladimir Putin, Bush expresses amazement that it will take Putin and an unidentified leader just as long to fly home to Moscow as it will take him to fly back to Washington. Putin's reply could not be heard. "You eight hours? Me too. Russia's a big country and you're a big country. Takes him eight hours to fly home. Not Coke, diet Coke. ... Russia's big and so is China. Yo Blair, what're you doing? Are you leaving," Bush said.

Bush also remarked that some of the speakers at the meeting had the tendency to talk too long.

BREITBART.COM - Bush Curses Hezbollah During G8 Luncheon

Sheehan To Perish At D.C. Fast-In!

This is great! Crazed broad who knows no limits to her stupidity and common sense, Cindy Sheehan, is gathering with her CodePink drones in front of Pennsylvania Avenue to "drink only water throughout the summer". So, feasibly from a medical standpoint, the last we will hopefully hear from her will be within the next 2 weeks. If she can take a few others off the deep end with her, I think it would be... amusing I suppose. I mean seriously, how do you respond to something like this?

"The demonstrators crouched in the muggy evening next to a piece of pink plastic, spread down the road as a table and table-cloth in one. It was covered with wilted pink sunflowers and plates of vegetarian curry, white rice, and beans."

Classic.

Anti-war protesters begin July 4 fast

ABC Wants Global Warming Sob Stories

"Witnessing the impact of global warming in your life?" a new ABCNews.com article asks. "ABC News wants to hear from you."

I think I'm going to submit a picture of the cracks in my truck's dashboard as evidence since it's been sitting in the sun for months. I mean, c'mon, the sun shouldn't be having that effect on the plastic in my vehicle. Cars from the 1910s didn't have this problem! That can only mean one thing... we've gotta stop this damaging effect the sun is having. And raise awareness!

ABC News: Global Warming Affecting Your Life? E-Mail Us

What Happens To CBS & CNN Rejects

Like Connie Chung, in the end at MSNBC? This, apparently. Mother of God.

Sob story here.

Algore Needs To Listen To Radiohead

Perhaps not the music they sing, but the truth they speak...

Campaigning RADIOHEAD frontman THOM YORKE has confessed he is a hypocrite, because it's impossible for him to be a world-travelling rock star without damaging the environment. Yorke is a vocal ambassador for the charity Friends Of The Earth, but admits he isn't "flawless", since big concerts, tours and festivals rely on fossil fuel and create tons of unrecyclable waste.

He says, "I don't drive a big car, but I don't come out of it dirt-free. "The whole apparatus of big festivals is not cool. If we could go to them and say, you can only use paper cups, you can't use generators, you have to use solar panels. "You technically can't make it happen. That stresses me out, because I am a hypocrite. As we all are."

RADIOHEAD - YORKE IM AN ENVIRONMENTAL HYPOCRITE

BP Hit With Criminal Probe Over US Oil Spill

I really hope that the hypocritical, environmentaljihadist-pandering energy company, BP, is performing an about-face on their absurd 'carbon footprint' television campaign right about now. With recent events, their slogan is now even more absurd than Buick's "beyond precision" tagline.

Just say NO to lying, rubbish marketing!

BP to face criminal probe over US oil spill - Financial Times

Not Your Average NASCAR Sponsor

Ho boy...

Scientology is newest NASCAR sponsor

"Racin' fans, brace yourselves for some couch-jumping news:
Scientology is ridin' shotgun. A No. 27 red Taurus emblazoned with "DIANETICS" and featuring the volcano from the cover of L. Ron Hubbard's book has been tearing around California's Irwindale Speedway."

"it's also the weirdest sponsorship since Boudreaux's Butt Paste, the diaper-rash cream that began sponsoring a Busch Series car in 2005."

"Driver Kenton Gray, of La Verne, Calif., will drive the DIANETCS car Saturday in its official debut in a NASCAR Weekly Series race in Irwindale. Gray spouts Scientology praise with enthusiasm that would make the celebrity couple known as TomKat proud..."

"The Jehovah's Witnesses could not be reached for comment about any possible NASCAR sponsorship."

Now that's some quality car racin', don'tcha think, folks? Can you imagine the handmade, misspelled posters the fans will hold up in the air from the stands?

"HAIL XENU!"

Oh No He D'int!

First off, great article about Sen. Kennedy's son:

Treat me like I'm black, sez Teddy's son

Second of all, said son of a senator has come out to say he is "seeking treatment for painkiller addiction because he could not remember crashing his car and being driven home by police."

What, so the MSM jumps all over Rush Limbaugh (though he would be able to remember such an accident if it had happened to him... which it did not) and not this clown? At least Limbaugh doesn't run his mouth afowl with nonsense- he doesn't deserve the treatment the media gives him. That attention needs redirecting to the son of a killer immediately.

Last of all, what does a delusional idiot drive? An old Mustang with some great bumperstickers on the back, apparently.

Human Rights Watch Drives G&L Rally

Special interest, non-partisan group Human Rights Watch has been caught red handed in midst of social furor by supporting a gay and lesbian pride rally in Moscow. Shouldn't these guys be in houses of government petitioning for humanitarian changes, instead of...

"Beck and Scott Long of U.S.-based Human Rights Watch ... unfurled a rainbow flag."

...or are they going all radical on us now like Greenpeace?



Furthermore, it goes without saying that increased tolerance and support from left-wing local governments and the MSM in the U.S. shown for similar events here is a disgrace. Sure there's freedom, but then there's also common decency and morals to uphold in the public eye (I like how the G&L scene in Moscow is "underground"). You know, where there are kids and all. We need more hecklers.

Moscow's First Gay Pride Parade Disrupted by Police and Hecklers

The Chicks Are Squeaking Too Much Again

The Dixie Chicks are at it yet again, namely (guess who?) Natalie Maines. But the other two aren't off the hook either.



"As war in Iraq loomed in 2003, Maines told the London audience: "Just so you know, we're ashamed that the President of the United States is from Texas." The remarks led to death threats and a backlash from other U.S. country stars, including a high-profile spat with Toby Keith. It also stalled what until then had been the group's smashingly successful career.

Bandmate Emily Robinson said she knew right away the remark wouldn't be taken lightly and got "hot from my head to my toes."

"It wasn't that I didn't agree with her 100 percent; it was just, 'Oh, this is going to stir something up,"' she told Time magazine.

For band member Martie Maguire, the controversy was a blessing in disguise. "I'd rather have a small following of really cool people who get it, who will grow with us as we grow and are fans for life, than people that have us in their five-disc changer with Reba McEntire and Toby Keith," Maguire said. "We don't want those kinds of fans. They limit what you can do." "

Dixie Chicks' Maines Says U.S. President Owed 'No Respect Whatsoever'

The Yuppie Horror Picture Show would like to take this opportunity to give The Dixie Chicks two middle fingers up for their antics. And to encourage continuation of the boycott.

"I'm Huge, Huge In The Arab World!"

To which Lionel Richie later realized after the interview, "y'know, it's just gotta be because of my 1981 smash hit, "Jesus Is Love."



Just thought this was an amusing article- check it out.

ABC News: Baghdad's Lionel Richie Obsession

Incompetency Runs Amok

The Commie News Network is losing whatever edge it has had lately. After losing Rudi Bakhtiar to FNC, what's left that is worth anything? But more importantly, who's running the video feeds over at CNN during Presidential addresses? Duke Lacrosse players who can't get a job anywhere else now?

CNN AIRS FALSE-START LIVE

Your Wallet Speaks to Hollywood

Paramount officials are scurrying around this week trying to figure out why Mission Impossible III is tanking at the box office. Did they miss the little fact that their star actor is a freak with a public relations approval rating equal to that of Michael Jackson's?

"And that's the irony here: "M:I3" is a terrific action film. Director J.J. Abrams did a great job, and the entire cast from Cruise right through to the team and various supporting players do a convincing job."

Proof positive that consumers are not willing to voluntarily go pay their hard earned money to see Crazy Cruise in a new movie, paying as much as ten bucks a ticket. Would you? Bad PR is a b****.

FOXNews.com - Cruise Crash Causes Paramount Panic

BP 'Carbon Footprint' Larger Than Expected

Pander to environmentaljihadist marketing apologists too much and you might just lose the big picture. Owned.

ABC News: BP Refinery in Texas Called Biggest Polluter

No Freaking Way.

It must be a slow day at FNC... why is this new news?

FOXNews.com - Bin Laden Most Likely Hiding on Pakistan-Afghanistan Border

It's Because He's A Friggin' Looney!

Mission Impossible: III is not having the debut analysts expected. Could it be because moviegoers like myself are tired of the ludicrous media fanfare and aren't interested in futher supporting such a psycho idiot? Time will tell.

Deadline Hollywood Daily � MI3 Box Office Disappoints. Cruise's Fault?

Head 'Em Up, Move 'Em Out

So... whenever a topic of interest comes up in the online forum community/message boards I belong to, members like to post an image of something in relation to it off Google Image Search for an added comic effect. Somebody starts talking about Hondas that have been hot-rodded with only stickers and a wing on the roof, and inevitably an image of a large box of Uncle Bens Wild Rice shows up 3 posts later.



So how insensitive would it be to post the image above (and furthermore you may falsely extrapolate it to the point I think the subjects at hand are weeds that need to be killed), when I chuckle as I read the linked article at the end of this post suggesting a round-up of illegal immigrants at these rallies next Monday? I don't subscribe to off-topic forums any longer as they killed far too much of the time I had my sophomore year of college that I realized better things to do. But I would have posted that image right after a cowboy lasso image likely posted right above it by some other student in Idaho. It becomes a game sometimes, but I digress.

Since I suppose that's the root (no pun intended) of this post, I've always thought that these staged rallies were the absolute perfect opportunity for federal and local law enforcement to come in and efficiently perform a sweeping dragnet. Think about it. All the illegal aliens are congregated in one spot, and they even let you know when and where they're all going to be at least a week in advance... by publishing it on the Internet! Even to the point that just in case you miss tens of thousands of people seizing traffic and disrupting economic commerce in the streets for the rest of us citizens trying to go about our normal days, they will even organize to all wear white t-shirts. Just how easy can it get? It's unfortunate Al-Qaeda doesn't make it this simple for the Dept. of Homeland Security. As they struggle to make it here, earning sub-minimum wage pay, I wonder how organizers expect this 'May Day' walkout to effect the economy (their objective) as if illegal immigrants are responsible for 31% of annual retail earnings or something. They expect the DJIA to tank two hundred points or something? Hurricane Katrina couldn't even really rock the system- what makes them think a few hundred thousand illegal immigrants with ten bucks in their pocket are going to ruin our economy when they 'disappear' for a day?

Yet of course, the only reason a dragnet as described hasn't been done is because the system here is too nice and panders too much to human rights special interest groups and fears backlash. And one of those interest groups backing a policy of amnesty is my own Roman Catholic Church... still not sure how to react to that one. But President Bush is also a member of that school of thought. Should I turn into a Protestant Democrat? Whoops! No, they're even more gung-ho about amnesty. WTF is going on here? The answer is: lots of fear over political correctness, against common sense and the way things ought to be. And not enough people coming out and telling it otherwise, like myself (I'd like to think, anyway), who usually have a "screw political correctness" mindset. That's what.

My answer? A 180-day (that's six months) notification given to get out of the United States before forced deportation is enforced by the DHS. That way, you can still escape back to your home country ASAP, and plenty of time at that, before being labeled as a criminal trespasser and arrested. Just because America is nice like that- it's tradition. Returning to your home country within this timeframe would also grant you 're-hire' status, if you will, to go home and earn citizenship the right way so you can come back legally. It would be nice if the Feds made that process more efficient and timely too, so perhaps a legal return to the U.S. could even come all within the same year.

Insensitive? Perhaps. But seeing as I'm not one who broke into this country and is trying to take advantage of the system to get something for nothing at others' expense, I could care less.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060429/D8H9M7B80.html