Thursday, September 03, 2009

WTF Alert: Obama & Hollywood Mince Leftist Propaganda For Kids!

aux.link.: Parents upset over 'leftist propaganda' video - Salt Lake Tribune

"Awh, how nice... yeah... good words... good mes... wait, what? What? WTF was that??"

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Monday, May 11, 2009

Gutless: Wanda Sykes' Slander Fails To 'Speak Truth To Power'

aux.link.: Big Hollywood » Blog Archive » Wanda Sykes’ Gutless Performance
"She didn’t utter a single joke about Obama’s out of control spending. Not one joke about his teleprompter. Not one joke about his visit with Chavez, his messages to Iran, his Cinco De Mayo screwup, his mastery of the Austrian language, his “world without nuclear weapons,” his spreading the wealth around, his ownership of the car companies, his tax-cheat employees.

And most of all, not a single joke about Dan Choi, the first gay Arabic linguist fired by Barack Obama under the military’s “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy. Not a single joke about Obama’s interracially married parents and his refusal to stump for homosexual marriage. Sykes pledged to “get in their face” about gay marriage, but refused to get in the face of the most powerful man on earth about it. Instead, she chose to go after Rush Limbaugh and oxycontin - a choice for which she will surely be praised by the leftist media."

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

LA Times Op-Ed Piece Calls Out Liberals On Ignorance Toward Rush


Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Mickey Rourke: Smartest Actor In Hollywood


Disappearing Investor Saga Needs To Be A Movie

aux.link.: Authorities: Pilot stashed motorcycle in Ala. - USATODAY.com

This has Harrison Ford written all over it- 'The Fugitive 2'! Actually, Ford is a fairly standup guy- this Schrenker fellow here is an idiot for trying to evade federal prosecution by faking his own death... and risking the lives of others... by letting his own plane fall out of the sky... near a residential area... after he jumped out. I know!

Perhaps something more like 'U.S. Marshals 2' with Wesley Snipes again. C'mon, folks- the plot is simply writing itself here. Easy money.

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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Bad Ass: David Spade Arms-Up Phoenix PD


Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Miley Cyrus Brainwashed By Global Warming

aux.link.: Disney's New Hannah Montana Album Features 'Global Warming Anthem'

But that's not all... she admits it and still encourages her fans to jump on the bandwagon anyway, because it seems to her that Mother Earth is crying out for help. Thank you, careless/leftist MSM influences on impressionable children (re: financial sugardaddy ABC Networks, re: financial sugardaddydaddy Disney). There is obviously weak discussion in her mind on this, because last I saw, she still had sound judgement and just purchased an awesome new Cayenne GTS (natch, EPA 11/17mpg), not a Prius...




But she's only 15, so who could blame her? At age 15 I didn't even know the names of our atmospheric layers yet, and know Miley doesn't today either, so I certainly wouldn't have a real good farking idea what was going on. I would have shut up and spoke to my friends instead about the cute flute player I was going to try and sit next to at the marching band party at the theater that night to see Twister, and I did. Really, who can I actually blame for not questioning Miley and setting her straight while in the studio?

Answer? Billy Ray Cyrus. You country-hipster masquerading, clueless hippy pacifist!... Possibly.

C'mon, Hanna- you're off to a good start catering to the tweener demo. Avoid this slipperly slope.

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Thursday, August 14, 2008

Brooke Hogan Smarter Than Paris, Most Citizens

aux.link.: FOXNews.com - Brooke Hogan Takes Dig at Paris Hilton


" In a posting this week, Brooke wrote that most people only vote because "it’s cool" and (like herself) have no real idea what’s going on in and around the White House.

And John McCain wasn’t the only one to take a dig at Paris Hilton; Hogan shared her thoughts on the party princess’s attempts to encourage voters.

"Only 54 percent of eligible american voters cast their ballots!!!!!! Half of them are only voting cause its 'cool' to vote for so and so...they aren't even up to date on information," Brooke wrote. "I'M personally not up to date on the facts, so I don't wanna make a stupid choice for our country. I WANT to vote but only when I know exactly whats going on. More ppl should think like that. Paris Hilton said 'yaaaay go vote cause its cool and hott!!!!' ...SHE WASN'T EVEN REGISTERED." "

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Friday, June 13, 2008

Weather Channel Founder's Warming Rebuttal


Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Czech Prez Ready For Climate/Gore Smackdown


Cable Rank: FNC #7, CNN #19, MSNBC #27

aux.link: mediabistro.com: TVNewser
"For the 77th consecutive month, FNC finished first in total day and prime time ratings during May. FNC was the sixth highest rated cable network on all of basic cable during prime time for the month (CNN and MSNBC finished 19th and 26th) and the seventh rated network in total day (CNN and MSNBC were 19th and 27th).

FNC also had 11 out of the top 13 programs in cable during the month in Total Viewers. The O'Reilly Factor was the #1 program in cable news for the 90th consecutive month, and saw gains in Total Viewers year-to-year (26%).

Amercia's Newsroom (9-11amET) was up 30% year-to-year, with the program averaging more viewers than CNN and MSNBC combined during the time period.

Meanwhile, On the Record with Greta Van Susteren has been #1 for 73 consecutive months in Total Viewers while Hannity & Colmes has been #1 in its timeslot for 54 consecutive months."

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Saturday, April 19, 2008

'Expelled' Asks The Root Of All Science Inquiries

aux.link: Ben Stein is EXPELLED: No Intelligence Allowed

Principally, where the hell did the cellular infrastructure of life come from? How did DNA come to be? Some Darwinists will tell you from molecules bonding and mutating on the backs of crystals, or perhaps it was all just seeded here from alien lifeforms who decided to drop-by millions of years ago. But it definitely was NOT a god. Ok, failing that, there's a better chance in a trillion-trillion that this all happened to come together one magical day and work well enough to produce you reading this... WTF?

'Expelled' exposes Darwinists for the close-minded elitest loons they are, and shows that Intelligent Design isn't mutually exclusive from 'Big Science'. They coexist and both have something to bring to the table. If you think this is a film for the Religious Right, you're only kidding yourself and missing the point you have been all the while. Ben Stein is brilliant in this piece, and has pulled off one of the most important documentaries of our time. You must see it.

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Saturday, March 22, 2008

Facts Against Man-Made Warming Surface More

aux.link: Climate facts to warm to The Australian

An ABC Radio debate host in this article thinks these facts coming to light more, about temperatures cooling in the last decade (going plateau and negative since 1998) despite rising natural and man-made CO2 emissions, is "extraordinary". Indeed...

"If Marohasy is anywhere near right about the impending collapse of the global warming paradigm, life will suddenly become a whole lot more interesting. A great many founts of authority, from the Royal Society to the UN, most heads of government along with countless captains of industry, learned professors, commentators and journalists will be profoundly embarrassed. Let us hope it is a prolonged and chastening experience.

With catastrophe off the agenda, for most people the fog of millennial gloom will lift, at least until attention turns to the prospect of the next ice age. Among the better educated, the sceptical cast of mind that is the basis of empiricism will once again be back in fashion. The delusion that by recycling and catching public transport we can help save the planet will quickly come to be seen for the childish nonsense it was all along.

The poorest Indians and Chinese will be left in peace to work their way towards prosperity, without being badgered about the size of their carbon footprint, a concept that for most of us will soon be one with Nineveh and Tyre, clean forgotten in six months."

More more more more more more more.

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Dutch Politician Soon To Launch Anti-Islam Film?

aux.link: A Dutch Antagonist of Islam Waits for His Premiere

"Mr. Wilders, 44, is in the news here these days for a 10-to-15-minute film he says he has made depicting the Koran as the inspiration for terrorist attacks and other violence. Having failed to persuade a single Dutch television network to broadcast the film in its entirety, he said he planned to release it on the Internet by the end of this month."
Showwww iiiiiit!!! Hype during the last year of this thing is about to drive me over the edge! If it's credible and any good, I really hope Wilders releases this soon in an easily-distributed form so it can spread as far and wide as quickly as possible. I will watch this in the YHPS control room with a Heineken mini-keg to celebrate when it debuts.

UPDATE 3/23/08: The film's website has been taken down by US host Network Solutions... boycott?

"The site formerly showed the film's title, "Fitna" ("Coming Soon"), and an image of a gilded Koran. Now it shows a note that the U.S. company, Network Solutions, is investigating whether the site violates its terms of service.

"Network Solutions has received a number of complaints regarding this site that are under investigation," the note said.The company could not immediately be reached for comment. Its terms of service contain a sweeping prohibition against objectionable material of any kind or nature."

UPDATE2: Network Solutions also hosts the English version site for Hezbollah. Boycott indeed. Found that off Digg, which had a great post from someone else regarding Fitna: "And you retards thought Scientology was a problem." Yep- this is why this film needs to come out March 31.

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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Hollywood's Next Superstar Whore

Only this time, she's a real one with no slander necessary. Mark my words today- record execs are trying to figure out how to contact Ashley Alexandra Dupré this week after realizing her MySpace track is no worse than anything Ashlee Simpson puts out. Someone out there somewhere is going to sign her to a label. Watch for an album and an E! True Hollywood Story special on primetime by Christmas. Of course Playboy is in there too somewhere. The Kardashian and Hilton names are so 2006- we can do much better now than the plots these monikers were built on. Because that's how American pop culture rolls, sadly.

Which brings me back to Bill Clinton- why is he not chastised off his wife's campaign stages every day? Why does anyone give any level of respect to him still? Why didn't he exile to Idaho?

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Saturday, February 09, 2008

Neil Young: Messages In Music Don't Work

aux.link: Music cannot change the world, says Neil Young

Perhaps the reaction from my last post below would have been more appropriate here. Thanks, Neil. Now STFU about politics and get crankin' on that guitar like we pay you to do.

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Friday, January 18, 2008

Hillary And Tyra Schmooze About Lewinsky Tryst

aux.link: Hillary Clinton reveals personal anguish over Lewinsky saga
"I really had to dig down deep and think hard about what was right for me, what
was right for my family," Clinton said on the Tyra Banks talk show on Fox
television.
Or in other words, "it's not personal, it's just business" obviously. She did it for the political advantage, which is amazing in of itself since Slick Willy still has any reputation after that- confusing. Americans need to sit down and think if they really want the Clintons back in The White House again.

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Thursday, January 10, 2008

Don't Give That 750iL Another Look- It's Leased

aux.link: $30,000 Millionaires: Douchebags in the Mist

A co-worker sent this excellent article to me today. As a yuppie with a real job and a salary paying considerably more than the stereotype, I found it hilarious. Specifically because I dodge it with a 5-year old Volkswagen approaching 100k miles, my pleated pants, a weird pint of beer in one hand, and my hot doctor wife in the other. So even though I greatly appreciate the Bentley Continental GT that I showcase at the top of this site, I have the common sense to not lease one.


It is clowns like them who have provided the consumer base for our country's current credit crisis.

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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Dennis Miller My Kind Of Comedian

Great quote from the former SNL funnyman and current talk radio host on The O'Reilly Factor this evening, when quizzed by Bill about the names of his dogs in relation to a city in California's idea to mandate spaying and neutering of all cats and dogs:
"Actually, Bill, I've got three dogs... two bitches named 'Code' and 'Pink', and
one mutt named 'Kucinich'."
Outstanding!

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Sunday, September 02, 2007

Yoko Ono Sounds Off With Some Logic?

She did, for once.

YOKO ONO will never use an environmentally friendly car - because they are not as comfortable as her Bentley. The wife of late Beatle John Lennon has snubbed the Hybrid car - which is popular with Brad Pitt, Cameron Diaz and Leonardo Di Caprio for its low pollution levels - in favour of travelling in luxury. She says, "Can someone make Hybrid cars as comfortable as a Bentley, please?"

Psst... crazy broad... check out the Lexus LS460h if you must. But it's still a car with the soul of a Camry and won't have the panache of your Bentley.

ONO BLASTS ECO FRIENDLY CARS

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

DiCaprio Set To Roast In The Face Of Logic

More greatness from Dr. Patrick Moore, co-founder of Greenpeace. You might remember his excellent talking points from the BBC documentary, 'The Great Global Warming Swindle', that I posted about earlier this year.

This time, he picks apart DiCaprio's new, misleading scareflick on the environment, 'The 11th Hour'. Enjoy.

An inconvenient fact

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Saturday, June 30, 2007

Fools On Parade De Internationale

The following artists have decided to pander to Al Gore, perform a "concert for a climate in crisis" and cave to the global warming hysteria in front of the whole world. Please note and mock:

CROWDED HOUSE, JACK JOHNSON, WOLFMOTHER, JOHN BUTLER TRIO, MISSY HIGGINS, ESKIMO JOE, SNEAKY SOUND SYSTEM, PAUL KELLY, GHOSTWRITERS, TONI COLLETTE & THE FINISH, BLUE KING BROWN, ABINGDON BOYS SCHOOL, AI, AI OTSUKA, AYAKA, COCCO, GENKI ROCKETS, KUMI KODA, LINKIN PARK, RIHANNA RIZE, ANTHONY WONG, EASON CHAN, EVONNE HSU, HUANG XIAO MING, JOEY YUNG, SARAH BRIGHTMAN, SOLER, WINNIE SHIN, 12 GIRLS BAND, ARTISTS FROM THE POPULAR TELEVISION PROGRAMS MY HERO AND MY SHOW, CHRIS CORNELL, ENRIQUE IGLESIAS, JAN DELAY, JULI, KATIE MELUA, LOTTO KING KARL, MANÁ, MIA, MICHAEL MITTERMEIER, REAMONN ROGER CICERO, SASHA, SHAKIRA, SILBERMOND, SNOOP DOGG, STEFAN GWILDIS, BEASTIE BOYS, BLACK EYED PEAS, BLOC PARTY, CORINNE BAILEY RAE, DAMIEN RICE, DAVID GRAY, DURAN DURAN, FOO FIGHTERS, GENESIS, JAMES BLUNT, JOHN LEGEND, KASABIAN, KEANE MADONNA, METALLICA, PAOLO NUTINI, PUSSYCAT DOLLS, RAZORLIGHT, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, SNOW PATROL, SPINAL TAP, TERRA NAOMI, ANGELIQUE KIDJO, BAABA MAAL, DANNY K, JOSS STONE, THE PARLOTONES, THE SOWETO GOSPEL CHOIR, UB40, VUSI MAHLASELA, ZOLA, AFI, AKON, ALICIA KEYS, BON JOVI, DAVE MATTHEWS BAND, FALL OUT BOY, JOHN MAYER, KANYE WEST, KIETH URBAN, KELLY CLARKSON, KT TUNSTALL, LUDACRIS, MELISSA ETHERIDGE, ROGER WATERS, SMASHING PUMPKINS, TAKING BACK SUNDAY, THE POLICE, JORGE BEN JOR, JOTA QUEST, LENNY KRAVITZ, MACY GRAY, MARCELO D2, MV BILL, O RAPPA, PHARRELL WILLIAMS, VANESSA DA MATTA, XUXA.

Here's to upstaging Independence Day 2007.

SOS Live Earth 7.7.07

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Thursday, June 21, 2007

Put Up Or Shut Up

Shot on-location around Kandahar, Afghanistan by KBR contractor 'Zay' and edited by a co-worker. I stumbled across this while looking for a similar video- I'll try and find it again later.

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Monday, May 14, 2007

Basically, 'We Want You To Freak Out Too'

Ahh, the passing of traditions from one generation to the next...

Laurie David: To Our Three Daughters

[Ed: Laurie and Larry David divorce 6/5/2007]

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Monday, June 19, 2006

Algore Needs To Listen To Radiohead

Perhaps not the music they sing, but the truth they speak...

Campaigning RADIOHEAD frontman THOM YORKE has confessed he is a hypocrite, because it's impossible for him to be a world-travelling rock star without damaging the environment. Yorke is a vocal ambassador for the charity Friends Of The Earth, but admits he isn't "flawless", since big concerts, tours and festivals rely on fossil fuel and create tons of unrecyclable waste.

He says, "I don't drive a big car, but I don't come out of it dirt-free. "The whole apparatus of big festivals is not cool. If we could go to them and say, you can only use paper cups, you can't use generators, you have to use solar panels. "You technically can't make it happen. That stresses me out, because I am a hypocrite. As we all are."

RADIOHEAD - YORKE IM AN ENVIRONMENTAL HYPOCRITE

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Bias Sucks: My Letter To The Telegraph

Every once in awhile, I just feel the need to contact a newspaper editor and vent. Even if I never hear back from the commie scumbag. Here was one such article title that rattled me from rubbish rag, The Telegraph in the U.K. So I decided to E-mail the editor.

Re: How the Chicks survived their scrap with Bush

Adam,
Enough with your left-wing pandering bias. The Dixie Chicks are in a popularity free-fall here in the States and aren’t surviving anything, contrary to your belief, which you’re apparently attempting to instill in your readers who don’t know otherwise. What were you implying in your title? The Chicks’ careers are over; why would any band voluntarily move their concerts away to Canada from the United States? Aren’t they supposed to source from Canada and go the other way instead once they get popular, to garner fame and fortune? Yes. But since the Chicks’ didn’t take a public relations course or seminar (something that should be mandatory for any group or person of fame upon label signing) and cannot keep their mouths shut, their route is now logistically in the opposite direction any successful music group takes. However, they are left no choice after becoming the laughing stock of our music industry. They can’t get any love in the U.S., so they actually have to retreat… to Canada, of all horrid locales. Don’t you find that amusing? Or is it just us over here, who refuse to give them airplay on the radio now?

Again I ask you; what exactly did the Chicks survive? I mean, besides over three years of death threats (so far)?

Get over yourself, correct your syntax, re-release your article, and start reporting fairly if you ever want the propaganda-riddled, rubbish rag that you contract or work for to be taken seriously over here ‘across the pond’. Titles like yours make The Telegraph’s credibility even worse than The New York Times to us.

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Monday, June 05, 2006

Sin City TV Star Backs Bush

Kudos to the few Hollywood stars that come out in favor of common sense and conservative ideals. The Yuppie Horror Picture Show grants major props to Mickey Rourke and access to the short 'cool list' of folks from the left coast.

"MICKEY ROURKE has pledged his support for US President GEORGE W BUSH's controversial foreign policy in Iraq. The SIN CITY
actor, who is famed for being for being outspoken, has come forward as one of the few stars to support the war on terror. The former boxer says, "George is doing a hell of a job during very difficult times, more power to him. Screw all them people who don't like him." "

MICKEY ROURKE - ROURKE PLEDGES SUPPORT TO BUSH

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Monday, May 22, 2006

The Chicks Are Squeaking Too Much Again

The Dixie Chicks are at it yet again, namely (guess who?) Natalie Maines. But the other two aren't off the hook either.



"As war in Iraq loomed in 2003, Maines told the London audience: "Just so you know, we're ashamed that the President of the United States is from Texas." The remarks led to death threats and a backlash from other U.S. country stars, including a high-profile spat with Toby Keith. It also stalled what until then had been the group's smashingly successful career.

Bandmate Emily Robinson said she knew right away the remark wouldn't be taken lightly and got "hot from my head to my toes."

"It wasn't that I didn't agree with her 100 percent; it was just, 'Oh, this is going to stir something up,"' she told Time magazine.


For band member Martie Maguire, the controversy was a blessing in disguise. "I'd rather have a small following of really cool people who get it, who will grow with us as we grow and are fans for life, than people that have us in their five-disc changer with Reba McEntire and Toby Keith," Maguire said. "We don't want those kinds of fans. They limit what you can do." "

Dixie Chicks' Maines Says U.S. President Owed 'No Respect Whatsoever'

The Yuppie Horror Picture Show would like to take this opportunity to give The Dixie Chicks two middle fingers up for their antics. And to encourage continuation of the boycott.

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"I'm Huge, Huge In The Arab World!"

To which Lionel Richie later realized after the interview, "y'know, it's just gotta be because of my 1981 smash hit, "Jesus Is Love."



Just thought this was an amusing article- check it out.

ABC News: Baghdad's Lionel Richie Obsession

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Thursday, May 11, 2006

Your Wallet Speaks to Hollywood

Paramount officials are scurrying around this week trying to figure out why Mission Impossible III is tanking at the box office. Did they miss the little fact that their star actor is a freak with a public relations approval rating equal to that of Michael Jackson's?

"And that's the irony here: "M:I3" is a terrific action film. Director J.J. Abrams did a great job, and the entire cast from Cruise right through to the team and various supporting players do a convincing job."

Proof positive that consumers are not willing to voluntarily go pay their hard earned money to see Crazy Cruise in a new movie, paying as much as ten bucks a ticket. Would you? Bad PR is a b****.

FOXNews.com - Cruise Crash Causes Paramount Panic

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Saturday, May 06, 2006

It's Because He's A Friggin' Looney!

Mission Impossible: III is not having the debut analysts expected. Could it be because moviegoers like myself are tired of the ludicrous media fanfare and aren't interested in futher supporting such a psycho idiot? Time will tell.

Deadline Hollywood Daily � MI3 Box Office Disappoints. Cruise's Fault?

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