Miley Cyrus Brainwashed By Global Warming

aux.link.: Disney's New Hannah Montana Album Features 'Global Warming Anthem'

But that's not all... she admits it and still encourages her fans to jump on the bandwagon anyway, because it seems to her that Mother Earth is crying out for help. Thank you, careless/leftist MSM influences on impressionable children (re: financial sugardaddy ABC Networks, re: financial sugardaddydaddy Disney). There is obviously weak discussion in her mind on this, because last I saw, she still had sound judgement and just purchased an awesome new Cayenne GTS (natch, EPA 11/17mpg), not a Prius...

But she's only 15, so who could blame her? At age 15 I didn't even know the names of our atmospheric layers yet, and know Miley doesn't today either, so I certainly wouldn't have a real good farking idea what was going on. I would have shut up and spoke to my friends instead about the cute flute player I was going to try and sit next to at the marching band party at the theater that night to see Twister, and I did. Really, who can I actually blame for not questioning Miley and setting her straight while in the studio?

Answer? Billy Ray Cyrus. You country-hipster masquerading, clueless hippy pacifist!... Possibly.

C'mon, Hanna- you're off to a good start catering to the tweener demo. Avoid this slipperly slope.