Hollywood's Next Superstar Whore

Only this time, she's a real one with no slander necessary. Mark my words today- record execs are trying to figure out how to contact Ashley Alexandra Dupré this week after realizing her MySpace track is no worse than anything Ashlee Simpson puts out. Someone out there somewhere is going to sign her to a label. Watch for an album and an E! True Hollywood Story special on primetime by Christmas. Of course Playboy is in there too somewhere. The Kardashian and Hilton names are so 2006- we can do much better now than the plots these monikers were built on. Because that's how American pop culture rolls, sadly.

Which brings me back to Bill Clinton- why is he not chastised off his wife's campaign stages every day? Why does anyone give any level of respect to him still? Why didn't he exile to Idaho?